In the Name of Allah, The Beneficent, The Most Merciful

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Monday,21 October 2024/ 17 Rabi al-Thani 1446 AH

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O Allah, forgive our living and our dead, those present and those absent, our young and our old, our males and our females. O Allah, whom amongst us You keep alive, then let such a life be upon Islam, and whom amongst us You take unto Yourself, then let such a death be upon faith. O Allah, do not deprive us of his reward and do not let us stray after him. [Sunan Abi Dawud] (Aameen)

(October 2024)

FOIL KEBABS

Ingredients
1kg Chicken Mince - 2/3 slices of Bread soaked in water and then squeezed out - 1 medium grated onion - Salt to taste - Black pepper to taste - Ground green chillies to taste - 2tsps Ground Garlic - 1tsp Dry Dhania - 1tsp Griund Jeeru.

Method
Mix all above ingredients together. Take a small amount of chicken and add a blob of butter. Roll into a long roll about 4cm. Put it in a small piece of foil and twist sides like a sweet. Bake in moderate oven – 180c for 15/20 minutes or until done. Serve with lemon wedges.

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The Brakes Failed

There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Halfway down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.

They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."

The engineer said, "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."

The programmer said, "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

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