In the Name of Allah, The Beneficent, The Most Merciful

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Thursday,15 August 2024/ 10 Safar 1446 AH

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O Allah, forgive our living and our dead, those present and those absent, our young and our old, our males and our females. O Allah, whom amongst us You keep alive, then let such a life be upon Islam, and whom amongst us You take unto Yourself, then let such a death be upon faith. O Allah, do not deprive us of his reward and do not let us stray after him. [Sunan Abi Dawud] (Aameen)

(August 2024)

PLAIT BREAD

Ingredients
4 Cups flour - 1 tsp salt - 1 pkt yeast (10g) - 65grm butter - 1 egg – 21/2 cups lukewarm water - ¼ cup oil - 4 tblsp sugar.

Method
Add all ingredients together except the water. Make dough and leave to rise. Once risen divide dough into 3 parts. Leave on part plain, put chillies in the second and parsley in the 3rd. Plait it and leave to rise. Brush with egg and put jeeroo on one poppy seed on the other and tal on the third. Bake in moderate oven till cooked.

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A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."

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