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Monday, 15 June 2020/ 22 Shawwal 1441H
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The Brother and the Sister
A FATHER had a son and a daughter, the former remarkable for his good looks, the latter for her extraordinary ugliness.
While they were playing one day as children, they happened by chance to look together into a mirror that was placed on their mother's chair. The boy congratulated himself on his good looks; the girl grew angry and could not bear the self-praises of her Brother, interpreting all he said (and how could she do otherwise?) into reflection on herself.
She ran off to her father to be avenged on her Brother, and spitefully accused him of having, as a boy, made use of that which belonged only to girls.
The father embraced them both, and bestowing his kisses and affection impartially on each, said, "I wish you both would look into the mirror every day: you, my son, that you may not spoil your beauty by evil conduct; and you, my daughter, that you may make up for your lack of beauty by your virtues."
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CHOC MINT CUPCAKES
125g Butter
1 cup Sugar
3 Eggs
1 teaspoon Peppermint essence
½ teaspoon green food coloring
2½ cups cake flour
3 teaspoons Baking Powder
Pinch salt
1 cup milk
1 cup desiccated coconut
Nutella Chocolate spread - to fill and decorate Grated peppermint crisp chocolate to decorate.
Method:preheat oven on 180 degrees. Line 24 muffin tins with paper cases. Cream butter, sugar, essence and coloring until light & fluffy. Add eggs gradually, beating well after each addition. Add milk. Fold in siftedflour, baking powder, salt and coconut lastly.Spoon half the batter evenly into 24 paper cases. Add in the centre of each muffin ½ teaspoon chocolate spread. Spoon remaining batter evenly over chocolate spread. Bake at 180 degree for about 25 minutes until done. Once cooled Decorate with the grated peppermint. |
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't need to pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that and so forth.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally, he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once Again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Lesson: "Be sure! What is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one?" Quite often in life we over-evaluate the problems and start working on huge solutions spending time, money, efforts, energy, and focus, whereas, in actual, problems eventually are not that much big!
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